9ja mentality

_All softdrinks are called mineral'
_All Fathers came first position while atschool.
_India beat Nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turning into a Lion
_If your wealth start reducing its your village people that are doing you.
_Every detergent is called omo.
_Rice and stew.... Every Sunday afternoon.
_Every commodity outside Africa is original.
_Anybody with Aids got it through sex.
_she's a Calabar girl' chai" she go sabi do...."
_Every seasoning cube is maggi.
_You must finish the rice before you touch the meat
_Every toothpaste na Closeup.
_Every insecticide na Fleet
-Every detergent na Omo.
-Any rich Hausa is an Alhaji, while the poor ones na Aboki... shuo!"
-You smoke you are an armed robber!
_If you find money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you'll turn to Yam!
_only Science students are smart
_Once you travel overseas you must be very rich. "As if they share money on the plane."
_Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg'... lol
_Every Girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
_You must buy bread when traveling.
_when u loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house, and run round the house 7 times.
-Every noodle is called Indomie"
-Every body 4 9ja dey kraze except mi .......ahbi na lie??