Any man who drinks alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder. -Obasanjo (1999)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but
allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking
is Poverty. - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
Noodles seasoning sachets is not yet hungry. -
Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
Nigeria was never on the map when God said
LET THERE BE LIGHT. - Buhari (1980)
Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust
issues. - Fela Kuti (1979)
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit. -
Bola Tinubu (2011)
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. - Lord Lugard (1914)
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