I remember those years when people used to have great dreams at childhood. well there is no big deal having a great dream, but then Nigeria has a way of changing certain things. for this same reason, my group of nigerian graduates, came up with a good idea... they have colonised the professions of illiterates, but then they upgraded the names of such professions to their standard.
NAMES LIKE......................................
NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager(HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor(AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert(WrDE)
*Photographer: director of photography
*tailor: Fashion designer
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
* Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
* Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
* Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
* Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing& Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
* Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
* Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
* Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
* Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
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