Monday, June 9, 2014
Dbanj OBSERVES 34TH Birthday by introducing the "White Lion"...check it out!!!
Dbanj is 34 today.To mark his birthday, he says he is unleashing the "White Lion"
Introducing kiniwun funfun (WHITE LION). It's been a blessed 34 years and I thank God for the Grace to see today because HIS Arm has sustained me and only HIS word to me Has made me whom I AM and as I mark Today, This will be a birthday I will remember forever because the heart of the RARE ONE ( White Lion)is unleashed!!! God bless my family, friends and wonderful fans and AC worldwide #10thanniversary #kiniwunfunfun #turnup!! Now u know the #KOKO #AFRICAISTHEKOKO
Happy birthday to him..Checkout Donjazzy's message below
Dbanj is 34 today.To mark his birthday, he says he is unleashing the "White Lion"
Introducing kiniwun funfun (WHITE LION). It's been a blessed 34 years and I thank God for the Grace to see today because HIS Arm has sustained me and only HIS word to me Has made me whom I AM and as I mark Today, This will be a birthday I will remember forever because the heart of the RARE ONE ( White Lion)is unleashed!!! God bless my family, friends and wonderful fans and AC worldwide #10thanniversary #kiniwunfunfun #turnup!! Now u know the #KOKO #AFRICAISTHEKOKOHappy birthday to him..Checkout Donjazzy's message below
see how Nigeria dominates 2014 MTV Africa Music Awards,get full details inside!!!
Nigeria turned out the biggest winners at the 2014 MTV Africa Music Awards bagging the most and biggest awards at the show. The event which held at the International Convention Centre, Durban on Saturday, June 7, 2014 saw Nigeria win a total of six awards dominating the winners list which fielded 16 categories. In the list,Pop star Davido seemed to be the *BIGGEST WINNER* of the night, walking with the ‘Best Male’ and coveted ‘Artiste of the Year’ awards. The ‘Aye’ singer also topped it off with an energetic performance
opportunity for upcoming artiste to work with McCahon House Artist’s Residency New Zealand!
The McCahon House Trust is calling for applications from outstanding emerging and midcareer professional visual artists for the McCahon House Artists’ Residency programme.
Three residencies, each of three months duration, are available between June 2015 and June 2016. The deadline for applications is Monday 11 August 2014.
The future potential of artists will be a major factor in the panel’s choice. The selectors must believe that the recipients of the residency have the potential to reach national and international standing and that the opportunity afforded by this residency will contribute to that potential
marital prayers
A lady was praying at church and she was like, oh Lord i don't want to marry a shortman,any shortman that's coming my way, I bound him with the holy fire!
Next to her was Mr. Bentum who was also praying for a wife, 'Oh dear lord I'm a billionaire but very short, please lord i need a wife, a wife that will take me for who i am.
The lady then kept silent for a while and gave a new topic for her pray.
Now she prayed....LORD i know your ways are not our ways, you know what's good and you give them to us, is dat your voice i'm hearing? Father speak for thou servant is listening, yes Father, who am i to say NO, i know you're blessings are disguise. I'll marry the CONTENT and not the CONTAINER.
latest professions of the nigerian age

I remember those years when people used to have great dreams at childhood. well there is no big deal having a great dream, but then Nigeria has a way of changing certain things. for this same reason, my group of nigerian graduates, came up with a good idea... they have colonised the professions of illiterates, but then they upgraded the names of such professions to their standard.
NAMES LIKE......................................
NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager(HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor(AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert(WrDE)
*Photographer: director of photography
*tailor: Fashion designer
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
* Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
* Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
* Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
* Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing& Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
* Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
* Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
* Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
* Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
It's Fun, Feel Free To Share With Your Friends & add Yours in comment below.
Hey Guys Check Out These Funny Quotes
Any man who drinks alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder. -Obasanjo (1999)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but
allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking
is Poverty. - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
Noodles seasoning sachets is not yet hungry. -
Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
Nigeria was never on the map when God said
LET THERE BE LIGHT. - Buhari (1980)
Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust
issues. - Fela Kuti (1979)
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit. -
Bola Tinubu (2011)
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. - Lord Lugard (1914)
Sunday, June 8, 2014
HP's keyboard with built in Leap Motion gesture controls ,check it out
If you've been looking to play around with Leap Motion's innovative innovative gesture control technology on your Windows PC but you hate the idea of plugging in a dongle, you'll be glad to hear that HP has decided to start directly selling its keyboard with the technology built in. Leap Motion representatives at the Computex trade show reportedly tell Engadget that the keyboard will go on sale this month for just $99, which puts it at $25 more than the dongle itself.
5 ways your cell phone is completely ruining your skin
Every time you talk or text on your cell phone, you're putting your skin at risk (and if you're reading this on your mobile device, you're doing it right now, too). In a culture where selfies are a daily occurrence, it's inevitable that you use your cell multiple times a day. Acne, wrinkles, and dark spots are just a few of the negative side effects from constantly interacting with wireless phones. But don't worry, we know you can't give up your cell....so
read what prophet Mourinho Said Will Happen To The Super Eagles At The World Cup!!!
i don't know what name to call this man,whether to call him "a man who saw tomorrow" or a futurist or simply "a prophet"; but ,whether he's a false prophet ooo or prophet of doom ooo,the end will determine all of that...for now,lets see what he's said concerning the world cup:
See The Richest Football Leagues of our time
Some how,The English Premier League is always having the upper hand in so many ways in Europe, they're always on top just like this very one here, this;here againg they've emerged the “best football league in the world” now,they're labelled the richest football club in the world according to Delloite.
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Pastor bimbo odukoya - let's talk about it pt1...about what?...find out in the video below!
some how,the situation of marrying someone because of papers or money is so rampant in the world today.in Uk and Yankee... even in Africa.its on that note that Pastor Bimbo Odukoya of blessed memory is trying to sanitize us onhow to escape from such happenings,especially we the youths of nowadays! so, in the main time,we're going to view more of her relationship videos on this blog. as such i'd employ you to keep visiting and send your comments and observations as we serve you better in all.... see the part1 of the video below
mariasugarpova wins french title in a grand style
According to report reaching us from Paris,we've just been updated that , Maria Sharapova has won her second French Open title in three years, after overcoming some shaky serving Saturday to beat fourth-seeded Simona Halep 6-4, 6-7 (5), 6-4 in the final. (Match Highlights)
Sharapova who has struggled with her serve this week and had 12 double-faults in the final on Court Philippe Chatrier. But she was able to hold off Halep, and hold her serve in the final game, with steady groundstrokes that kept the Romanian on the run.
earlier,She also won the title at Roland Garros in 2012, completing a career Grand Slam. but,She lost in last year's final to Serena Williams.
on the other hands,Halep, who was ranked only 57th heading into last year's French Open, was playing in her first major final,But lost out to Sugarpova.
on the other hands,Halep, who was ranked only 57th heading into last year's French Open, was playing in her first major final,But lost out to Sugarpova.
The men's final is on Sunday where Rafael Nadal will go for his ninth French Open title against Novak Djokovic.
But while Sharapova has been a star on the tour for a decade now, the 22-year-old Halep has only recently risen up the rankings and will move to No. 3 on Monday.
....congrats to sugarpova!
....congrats to sugarpova!
Check out this video ....sommore in da house....Lol
I don't know if she's the finest female comedian in the US, (even though she's definitely fine)...but she's definitely ON OF the Funniest and hilarious comedian! sommore is way more funnier than you could imagine,and the good thing about her is that,she always keeps it real...sit back and watch this!
[must read] Gucci handbags, a wardrobe packed with designer clothes and a £2,000-a-year pony: The gilded life of Britain's most spoilt child
Ponies, iPads and enough handbags to make Victoria Beckham blush: no, these aren't the contents of Harrods but some of the many gifts bestowed on 12-year-old Chase McKenna.
Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's Violet Beauregarde, Chase, and her siblings Mackenzie, seven and Rhys, 14, are given everything they could possibly dream of by doting parents, Kelly and Alan, both 33.
'I like labels: Ralph, Juicy, Gucci,' reveals the 12-year-old, who lives with her family in Bexley, of her lavish wardrobe. 'I don't do Primark!'
She does, however, think her spending habits are spiralling out of control and says she needs to get a grip.
In it, she shows off her favourite clothes, most of which are by Ralph Lauren and Gucci, as well as her pony, which costs her parents £2,000 a year to maintain.
But while Chase and her penchant for expensive clothes might sound like most parent's worst nightmare, her mother Kelly reveals that Chase is exactly what she hoped she'd be and says she has dressed her in designer gear since birth.
'I had my kids young and I felt like if I dressed them in designer gear then people would think I was doing an alright job,' she admits.
Unsurprisingly, Chase's demands have grown increasingly lavish - and that's before you get to her impressively large allowance.
'I've already had £150 this week and it’s only Tuesday' smirks the 12-year-old, 'If I ask Dad for something and don't get a yes straight away I give him "The Face".'
And it seems the threat of getting 'The Face' is enough to persuade father Alan to part with just about any sum of money Chase cares to name - on top of her weekly £300 allowance.
'I say: "Oh, Daddy, pleeease?" And he goes: "OK, how much do you want?" and I go: "Can I have £300?" Each time I go higher.'
But of all the presents Chase has been given, the most expensive was her pony - which even her mother said gave her pause for thought.
'We weren't 100 per cent on the horse because it costs £2,000 a year to take care of and we said no to start but Chase really proved herself,' says Kelly.
'She gave up her weekends and mucked out the horse and Alan enjoys the horse too so everyone benefits.'
So how exactly do the young couple fund their prima donna daughter's extravagant spending habits?
'Alan has his own building company and I don't work,' explains Kelly. 'We are useless with money but we're not on benefits. Alan works for it.'
Nevertheless, although the McKenna children do get just about everything their hearts could desire, Kelly says there have been moments when they've struggled with money.
'There was a time a few months ago when we had no work and the kids were as good as gold,' she reveals. 'They didn't ask for anything. Rhys who's only 14 even got a gardening job to help out.'
'People say to me: "Get a grip girl! You've got no carpet and your kids are running around in Ralph Lauren jeans!"'
According to Kelly, her erratic spending habits were inherited from her own mother who also took a cavalier approach to money.
'My mum and dad split up and she had to work two jobs so we didn't have a normal upbringing,' explains Kelly.
'Some days, we would get picked up by Lamborghinis and limousines from school. Some days my mum would be rooting around in the cupboards and others we would be in a posh restaurant. I think she was trying to find a substitute for my dad not being there.'
That, however, hasn't stopped her from following suit. 'My mum always said: "You're not here forever so spend it while you can" and I think she's right.'
But does she worry that Chase, so keen to splash her father's cash, will grow up with the same attitude to money.
Amazingly, Kelly thinks not. 'No,' she insists. 'She's seen our house and she's already said "I don't want to live like this!"' see some of her pics below:
....Hmmmh!!!
FIFA Rankings, Nigeria Eagles occupies 44th position In The World.
Football governing body, FIFA, has released its latest monthly ranking.
According to the latest ranking posted on FIFA website early this morning, Nigeria’s Super Eagles are ranked 44th in the world and 6th in Africa.
This means the coach Stephen Keshi led Eagles will head into the 2014 World Cup tournament starting on 12 June as the lowest ranked team in Group F as all Nigeria’s opponents are ranked above.
South American power house, Argentina are ranked 5th, Bosnia and Herzegovina are in the 21st position while Asian representatives, Iran are ranked 43rd in the world.
The Super Eagles got to 44th in the world and sixth in Africa in the last edition of the ranking.
Nigeria polled a total of 640 points and will be looking at gathering more points to rise up on the log.
FIFA statement informed that results of international friendly games up to May 30 were put into consideration for the ranking, which cuts across 67 friendly matches plus continental qualifiers in CAF (26 matches), the AFC (16) and CONCACAF (3).
The next ranking would be made after the World Cup tournament in Brazil,which ends 13 July
ukraine elects Ukranian millionaire as new president
Ukraine – Billionaire candy magnate Petro Poroshenko took the oath in Kiev on Saturday to serve as the fifth president of Ukraine and pledged to bring peace and unity to the conflict-torn country as fierce battles that have pushed it to the brink of civil war raged on.
Poroshenko, 48, also boldly declared that he would chart a path toward European integration and would move immediately to sign a free-trade pact with the EU, saying, “The pen is in my hand.”
Poroshenko said in his speech on Saturday that Crimea “is, and will be Ukrainian soil.”After pledging to serve Ukraine and preserve its territorial integrity and unity, the so-called “Chocolate King” billionaire raised the Bulava, the Ukrainian scepter that symbolizes power.
“I am taking this presidential post to preserve and strengthen Ukraine’s unity, to ensure lasting peace and to guarantee reliable security,” Poroshenko said. “I know that peace is the most important thing that Ukrainian people desire now.” in additiion,he affirmed ...“I don't want war…. I don’t want revenge. I want peace,” he said, prompting a standing ovation by Ukrainian officials and dozens of foreign dignitaries.
In a show of support, a delegation from the United States led by Vice President Joe Biden observed Poroshenko’s inauguration. The group also included Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland, senators John McCain, Chris Murphy and Ron Johnson, and U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine Geoffrey Pyatt.
congrats to Mr president and the people of Ukraine
10 surest ways to get a guy and make him yours forever
1. A man needs to feel your respect in order to love you the way you want to be loved. Tell and show your guy/man you respect and admire him. Let him know that you appreciate the things he does for you. Remember, what you do and say must be genuine.
2. Problem solving is your guy/man’s way of showing he cares. Men like to problem solve. So when your man drives you crazy telling you to do x, y and z in certain situations that’s his way of taking care of the problem and therefore taking care of you. So don’t take it so personally.
3. Show your guy/man he’s needed. icon360 says showing your husband he’s needed is almost an art form. It’s so easy and the results are worth the effort. icon360 gives the example of when your hubby comes home in the evening. You say to him, “Honey I’m so glad you’re home. It’s been a really stressful day but all I could think about was coming home to you. I’m so glad I married you.”
Then icon360 says, “slip him the commercial.” By that he means ask for what you want. “After you relax would you mind helping Cassie with her homework while I finish up dinner. Then she’ll get to bed on time and we can relax a little together.”
icon360 says this is great because 1. You tell him you’re glad to see him. 2. You ask for his help with aspecific thing. 3. You promised a reward—time with you. According to icon360, your words take so little time but they mean so much.
4. S*x with your husband is essential to a lasting marriage. icon360says s*xual fulfillment affirms the very core of who a man is—it affirms his masculinity. It intensifies his drive to protect you, to take care of you, to love you and to provide for you. According to icon360, if you are intimate with your husband, he will seek no other (chronic cheaters do not apply).
5. Give direct requests to your guy/man. You need to be direct when expressing what you want, icon360 says. Men don’t get hints or subtlety. Be specific and straightforward.
6. Reinforce good behavior. icon360 says when your man is doing something right, reinforce it and tell him how much you appreciate it. Brag about him in front of your friends and family.
7. Stay concise. Too much yapping will shut down your man’s attention, Leman says. So keep it short and sweet. Similarly, when you “nag” or yell, your man doesn’t hear you. Actually icon360says when you cry or scream your man will shut down and think you’re cuckoo.
8. Your man wants to please you. icon360 urges women to remember this. Men want to please and provide for their woman and when they are unable to do something right, icon360says that is akin to someone telling a woman she’s fat AND ugly. You would take it personally. And they do too.
9. Tell your man once (or twice) what needs to be done. He knows and he remembers, says icon360, and he will get to it on his own time without having to be reminded 10 times. A great way to ask your man to do something, without coming off as “nagging,” is to write a “Honey to do list,” icon360says. Try it out, it may work for you.
10. Be selective while dating, but accepting while married. icon360 says, date with your eyes wide open, but keep them half closed after you’re married.
by Nancy
SHORTS and smart wears for hot gurlz

this is more or less A history in hemlines for *hot looking damselz*!...*The long and short of the matter* that brings out your *girlish hotness*....casual,but good!!!.... especially when at home on weekends- or in the neighbor hood- It’s a must want!.. cos..It’s kneed,jeans as well as some of those Caribbean beach wears that's usually worn by celebs...the good thing is,it's good for you too,and i hope you check them out right away!...see more below:







....hope you like them?....
Ramos launches the i8 Pro tablet; a 8-inch Windows 8 device with just $239 pricetag
Now in June, a lot of chinese producers started to release on the market tablets with Windows 8 operating system, as Microsoft said that the devices smaller than 9 inches will get the OS free. One of the producers who launched a tablet like this is Ramos. Their new tablet is called Ramos i8 Pro and it packs really good hardware. with a 8-inch display with a 1280 x 800 pixel resolution, a quad-core Intel Bay Trail-T Z3740 processor, 2 GB of RAM, 32 GB of internal storage, a 8-megapixel camera on the back, a 2-megapixel front-facing camera and microSD card slot. On the connectivity side, the tablet offers WiFi, Bluetooth and HMDI port
Ramos i8 Pro runs Windows 8.1 operating system and comes with Office 365 bundle pack free for a year. This tablet will arrive on the market at a $239 pricetag.
see pics below
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