Monday, June 9, 2014

World Cup 2014,Guinness Employs the inspirational sounds of Waje, Bez and Flavour to cheer the Eagles.

Guinness TVC - BellaNaija - June - 2014
With the 2014 World Cup set to kick off in  few days from now, Guinness, supporter of the Super Eagles in their preparation to jinjah the super Eagles, have released a  musical video to support  and cheer them during the world cup competition.

Dbanj OBSERVES 34TH Birthday by introducing the "White Lion"...check it out!!!

Dbanj is 34 today.To mark his birthday, he says he is unleashing the "White Lion"
Introducing kiniwun funfun (WHITE LION). It's been a blessed 34 years and I thank God for the Grace to see today because HIS Arm has sustained me and only HIS word to me Has made me whom I AM and as I mark Today, This will be a birthday I will remember forever because the heart of the RARE ONE ( White Lion)is unleashed!!! God bless my family, friends and wonderful fans and AC worldwide #10thanniversary #kiniwunfunfun #turnup!! Now u know the #KOKO #AFRICAISTHEKOKO
Happy birthday to him..Checkout Donjazzy's message below

see how Nigeria dominates 2014 MTV Africa Music Awards,get full details inside!!!

Flavour, AKA, Oskido, French Montana, Burna Boy ended the night with a collaborative performance

Nigeria turned out the biggest winners at the 2014 MTV Africa Music Awards bagging the most and biggest awards at the show. The event which held at the International Convention Centre, Durban on Saturday, June 7, 2014 saw Nigeria win a total of six awards dominating the winners list which fielded 16 categories. In the list,Pop star Davido seemed to  be the *BIGGEST WINNER* of the night, walking with the ‘Best Male’ and coveted ‘Artiste of the Year’ awards. The ‘Aye’ singer also topped it off with an energetic performance

opportunity for upcoming artiste to work with McCahon House Artist’s Residency New Zealand!

The McCahon House Trust is calling for applications from outstanding emerging and midcareer professional visual artists for the McCahon House Artists’ Residency programme.
Three residencies, each of three months duration, are available between June 2015 and June 2016. The deadline for applications is Monday 11 August 2014.
The future potential of artists will be a major factor in the panel’s choice. The selectors must believe that the recipients of the residency have the potential to reach national and international standing and that the opportunity afforded by this residency will contribute to that potential

marital prayers


A lady was praying at church and she was like, oh Lord i don't want to marry a shortman,any shortman that's coming my way, I bound him with the holy fire!

Next to her was Mr. Bentum who was also praying for a wife, 'Oh dear lord I'm a billionaire but very short, please lord i need a wife, a wife that will take me for who i am. 

The lady then kept silent for a while and gave a new topic for her pray.
Now she prayed....LORD i know your ways are not our ways, you know what's good and you give them to us, is dat your voice i'm hearing? Father speak for thou servant is listening, yes Father, who am i to say NO, i know you're blessings are disguise. I'll marry the CONTENT and not the CONTAINER.

latest professions of the nigerian age

Photo: NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager(HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor(AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert(WrDE)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
* Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
* Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
* Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
* Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing& Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
* Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
* Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
* Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
* Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
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I remember those years when people used to have great dreams at childhood. well there is no big deal having a great dream, but then Nigeria has a way of changing certain things. for this same reason, my group of nigerian graduates, came up with a good idea... they have colonised the professions of illiterates, but then they upgraded the names of such professions to their standard.
NAMES LIKE......................................

NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager(HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor(AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert(WrDE)

*Photographer: director of photography
*tailor: Fashion designer
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
* Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
* Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
* Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
* Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing& Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
* Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
* Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
* Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
* Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
It's Fun, Feel Free To Share With Your Friends & add Yours in comment below.



Hey Guys Check Out These Funny Quotes


Any man who drinks alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder. -Obasanjo (1999)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but
allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking
is Poverty. - Queen Elisabeth (1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
Noodles seasoning sachets is not yet hungry. -
Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

Nigeria was never on the map when God said
LET THERE BE LIGHT. - Buhari (1980)

Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust
issues. - Fela Kuti (1979)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit. -
Bola Tinubu (2011)

Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. - Lord Lugard (1914)
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