Wednesday, October 9, 2013





Joke of the day: A farmer caught a thief in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack.
FARMER: what the hell are u doing here?
THIEF: A strong wind blew me here.
FARMER: Then what are those vegetables doing in your hands?
THIEF: I was holding unto them so the wind will not carry me any further.
FARMER: OK! So why is that sack on your back?
THIEF: That was what I was wondering before you came. What do u think happened next?......


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Nigeria: First Lady to Receive Award On Women Development in Seoul

Seoul — The First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, on Tuesday, arrived in Seoul ahead of an event where she would be honoured for her contributions toward advancing the cause of women in Nigeria.
The president's wife landed at the South Korean Incheon International Airport at 5.10 p.m. in company of wives of the governors of Ebonyi and Benue states.
She was received at the airport by Nigeria's Ambassador to South Korea, Mr Desmond Akawu, together with other dignitaries.
The President's wife would be given an honourary doctorate degree in social welfare and administration by the Hansei University on Thursday in that country, in recognition of her contributions to the downtrodden in Nigeria.
The first lady is scheduled to attend an annual conference organised by the Yoido Full Gospel Church and visit a Samsung hospital. (NAN)

Five fabulous bridal looks

Five fabulous bridal looks: Browse through our gallery and find inspiration for bridal attire that will have you looking every bit the dream you’ve envisioned.

Chris Brown:the untold story! ...

Breezy revealed in an interview that he lost his virginity at the age of eight to a 15 year old girl. Could this explain his notorious behaviour?

In an interview with The Guardian, Chris stated he had sex with a girl seven years his senior. In the eyes of the law, this is technically known as rape but CB doesn’t seem to think of it that way. Actual, he seemed quite proud of the fact that he “lost his virginity” at such a young age.

Breezy says that things are done differently in “the country” (where he grew up in Tappahannock, Virginia). He also started watching porn at a young age with his boy cousins and says he watched so much that he knew he was ready for action at the age of eight.

Is it just us, or is his sense of pride about the incident strange? He seems to recognise that the circumstances are a bit strange, but he doesn’t acknowledge that this was an assault even if he did initiate it.

Chris has also opened up in the past about his mother being abused by his stepfather when he was “seven or eight”. This came into focus again when Chris was arrested and charged with felony assault after attacking his then girlfriend, Rihanna.

Question is though, did all of that and the recent discovery about his virginity play a role in the destructive behaviour Chris has shown in the past? Or could this simply be used as an excuse?

Take a Read on David Beckham Style Tips

 
   David Beckham style tips are just great. If you want to carry the look, he has you need to try bit hard. After all David Beckham is David Beckham and it will be difficult to copy him with his exclusive looks. Being married to spice woman, this icon is a style statement in itself. With much of attractiveness and distinguish look, he stands as the most admired style guy who inherits fashion in him.
David Beckham style tips include various factors in it. It’s just not the one thing that he inculcates in him to look extraordinary. It’s the hard work and the determination that makes him stand in the crowd. Foremost in David Beckham style tips that you might need to learn and consider is his fitness. Now fitness includes everything. How active you are? How best you carry yourself? Your looks, hairstyle etc. Well, exercise is the most important consideration. Small diet and devoted exercise will help you get smart looks.
Second in David Beckham style tips counts the confidence. Firm sense of style and belief will make you always look extraordinary. Building self-confidence is must and with it you can carry yourself better and get more self-assured.

A beaded bracelet is a staple to David Beckham style tips.

Third in David Beckham style tips that you should definitely add in your style is the simplicity. Simplicity is a key to success that’s what this star believes in. To be successful you need to carry down to earth attitude with great and practical thoughts than only you make your way. With attitude what more counts is the decent dressing sense. Well, to look extraordinary you don’t have to be a lavish buyer. Decent clothes can be availed at much affordable prices. So, go for them instead of spending large.

Apple MacBook Air with LTE Coming Soon?

The LTE craze no longer just prevails among tablets and smartphones. More and more people are looking into having LTE in their notebooks or laptops including products like Apple's MacBook Air. Can an LTE-enabled MacBook Air bring wonders to Apple? 


Will LTE will be a good bet for Apple?
The 2013 MacBook Air series come in two options: 11-inch and 13-inch. One of the most prominent and popular features of the product line is Intel's Haswell processors. The energy efficient Haswell chips made it possible for Apple to offer the 11-inch Air with up to 9 hours of battery life while the 13-inch Air now lasts up to 12 hours.
The newest MacBook Airs also run on fourth generation Intel Core processors with Intel HD Graphics 5000. People can edit photos, create presentations and browse the internet in a very swift manner.
Not to mention, the Airs now feature the new 802.11ac WiFi support. This takes WiFi connectivity to over the top levels. People can now link their laptops to an 802.11acb base station including AirPort Time Capsule and Airport Extreme. The wireless performance on the device now offers 3x faster performance than previous MacBook Air models.
Many users think that offering LTE support in MacBook Air can boost the product line as arguably the best around. The Air is popular for being one of the most portable notebooks around. It should be a good candidate for an LTE upgrade.
According to a report in ZDNet, the iPad and the iPad mini both sport LTE hardware. Putting LTE in MacBook Airs should not be as hard for Apple. While iPads follow a different framework and use slightly different software compared to the Intel package, it should not be impossible for Apple to build a laptop that is LTE-enabled.
Many laptops stand to gain from having LTE support. Many Chromebooks and similar products can boost their performance if they include the option in their hardware. Apple is set to release their upgraded version of the MacBook Pro. A refreshed MacBook Air line with LTE should keep the momentum for the tech giant.
Apple's supremacy over the notebook market is threatened by the number of tech manufacturers trying their hands over it. Sony released their Vaio Pro 13 and Lenovo released their much positively received Yoga. Can LTE in MacBook Air do any difference?By Precious Silva

Yemeni Child Bride Story: Noora Al Shami Exposes Truth Behind Her Life As Child Bride

After the viral story of Rawan, the child bride from Yemen who allegedly suffered from severe sex injuries but eventually was proclaimed as fake news, another Yemeni child bride story came up by a woman named Noora Al Shami. As she recalled how it was when she was forced to marry a man three times her age when she was 11, Daily Mail reports all the truth she exposed to the world.

Alleged Yemeni Child Bride Rawan
It was with The Guardian that she said she was first excited with the celebrations of a laving wedding that awaited her as a Yemeni child bride but at the end of the parties that lasted for three days, then began the horror of abuse in different forms that she suffered from.
Noora Al Shami admitted that during the very first time that her older husband tried to initiate sex by taking off her clothes, she decided to be far and away for ten days just so she can avoid the act. But eventually, when she was forced to finally do it, she was rushed to the hospital due to shock.
According to the victim who once was a Yemeni child bride, it was so tough to be treated like an object instead of a person since it seems there was no one to help as she is considered a "legal wife."
The child bride who is now 35 years old also confessed that she suffered from two miscarriages during the span of her marriage. The first one was when she was 13 and the other was when she was 15 years old. It was not only her who was mistreated by her husband but also her children. After ten years, she got help from the Oxfam and the Yemei's Women's Union and filed for divorce.
Noora hopes that her story will inspire more women to fight for their rights since her own mum was also a child bride herself. "I want to make my voice heard and change the lives of women in Yemen. Women shouldn't have to be victims. I suffered domestic violence but now I'm speaking out," Noora said.

"God particle" theorists win Nobel Physics prize in Physics 2013





BEIJING, Oct. 9 (Xinhuanet) -- Belgian scientist Francois Englert and British scientist Peter Higgs have won the 2013 Nobel Prize for Physics. The Royal Swedish Academy in Stockholm handed the two researchers the prize for their work in developing a model in Particle Physics that predicted the existence of the Higgs Boson, or the "God Particle", as the building block of the Universe. The particle was detected by the CERN laboratory in Geneva last year. The discovery and the theory that predicted the particle may lead the way to super fast quantum computing and the most precise clocks ever seen.
The awarded theory is a central part of the Standard Model of particle physics that describes how the world is constructed.
The award carries a prize of 8 million crowns, or 1.2 million U.S. dollars.
Physics is the second of this year’s crop of awards. The prizes for achievements in science, literature and peace, were first awarded in 1901. They were set up in accordance with the will of Swedish inventor and millionaire Alfred Nobel.
(Source: CNTV.cn)


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5 Easy Fitness Tips for young people

The difference between someone who is in shape and someone who is not in shape is the one who is in shape works out hard even when he does not wish to. Fitness is very important to look and stay young at all times and to lead a healthy and active lifestyle. Here are a few easy fitness tips for men that can benefit in planning the exercise schedule better without compromising much on the natural lifestyle habits.
5 easy fitness tips for men
1. Plan your diet wisely
Fitness is not just about burning fats and cutting-down weight. It is more about taking proper diet so that all your bodily requirements of proteins and vitamins intake are efficiently fulfilled. Plan your diet with proper guidance from your physician and follow it strictly. Avoid oily and fat-rich content. Also, refrain from consuming alcoholic and caffeine-rich drinks.
2. Keep variations in your fitness routine
Following the same exercise routine everyday may bore you. The best way out here is to keep variations in your routine. You can try out feasible combinations of different workouts like cardio, yoga, martial arts etc. Other simple option here is to dedicate each day of a week for different parts like shoulders, stomach, biceps, triceps, legs and so on.
3. Concentrate on your workout
Any negligence or lack of concentration during workouts may lead to minor to severe injuries. Focus well on your exercise and take assistance of fitness trainer wherever necessary. Learn proper breathing techniques to get the best out of the hard work you are putting in.
4. Workout with your buddy
Working out in isolation may be a good thing in the initial phases but can bore you badly as the days pass by. Work out with your buddy who is as interested in fitness as you are so that you have some healthy competition for yourself. Doing this, you will be tempted to work harder to meet your fitness objectives.
5. Have patience and stay motivated
Fitness is a gradual process. So do not expect things to change in a day, week, or a month. It may take much more time to get the outputs you desire. Also, do not try to imitate someone fitter than you. This may lead you nowhere. Focus only on your routine, be patient, and keep yourself motivated to continue with the fitness plans come what may.

Determination is the key to follow a constructive fitness pattern. Along with the easy fitness tips above, also focus on high intake of fruits, vegetables, and salad on a daily basis so that you feel energetic and fresh always.by Danie,l re-edited by Jasper.
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